ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you.
It's a debt collector.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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