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Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending in y, right up until the all-hands where they mention you in the past tense.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
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- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
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- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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