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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION WEDNESDAY, 13 NOVEMBER 2013
You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback.
It cost three new cards and a Sunday. You get roughly 4,000 Sundays. That was one.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
  2. Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
  3. You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
  4. You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
  5. Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
  6. You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
  7. Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…

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