ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Parenthood is a long journey
from "mama" to "can you send money" to them choosing your care home.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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