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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The customer is always right.
The customer is also on hold, forever, which is exactly how the company likes it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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