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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "that's so me" about a horoscope.
It also described 600 million other people and a goldfish.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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