ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have a "comfort show".
You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends 3.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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