ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "romanticised your life".
It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main character". The rent is still due, in a minor key.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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