ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Strangers online have voted you "not wrong".
The same strangers once voted to give a research ship a silly name. You are the silly name.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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