ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "my For You page knows me so well".
It knows you're awake and lonely at 2 a.m. That's not a gift. That's data.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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