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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Start the week strong.
Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a buffering icon.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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