ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you.
It's not proud. It's given up. Even the bird has moved on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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