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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "that's so me" about a horoscope.
It also described 600 million other people and a goldfish.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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