ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
“Too close to call” means nobody knows.
It is said by people paid a lot to know.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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