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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
You took it in 2016. You've been sitting down since.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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