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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years.
He has, however, given out about forty.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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