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Opposites attract.
Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the other finally sets it.
— Zack, unqualified
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- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
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- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
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