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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION THURSDAY, 2 MARCH 2017
You call yourself "a bit of a foodie".
You've ordered the same chicken 64 times this year. The driver knows your dog's name.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
  2. You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
  3. Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
  4. Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
  5. When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
  6. You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
  7. You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

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