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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Inside every older person is a younger person.
The younger person is furious about the knees.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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