ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care.
It's been delivered. It's been read. It is now the most caring thing anyone has ever ignored.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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