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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "chronically online".
Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have a loading icon.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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