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You're ageing like a fine wine.
Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark, away from people.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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