ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Romance isn't dead.
It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from 2022.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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