ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You don't have a type.
You have a pattern. Your friends have a group chat about it. You're not in it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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