ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your step counter used to set goals.
Now it just sends "Hello?" like a relative checking you're still alive.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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