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Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a recipe you'll never cook, and one is playing music from somewhere you can't find.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
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Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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