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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your inbox reached zero once.
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— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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