ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
They say sweat is weakness leaving the body.
Yours has decided to stay.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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