ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people.
All of them are "just seeing where it goes". It goes nowhere. It went nowhere with you twice.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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