ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle.
The kettle will outlast the excitement. Possibly you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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