ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline.
It has the growth rate of a fern in a windowless bathroom, and about the same future.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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