ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to something.
They haven't. They've committed to watching your stories within four seconds and replying to nothing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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