ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January.
It's been screaming quietly ever since.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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