ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Children are a blessing.
They're also why the remote is in the bin and your savings are in the past tense.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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