ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month.
The call took 94 minutes. You break even in 2031. They put it back up in 2027.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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