ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Life is short.
A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post office queue.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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