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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION SATURDAY, 4 FEBRUARY 2023
Everything happens for a reason.
The reason is you. It's always been you.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
  2. Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
  3. You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
  4. You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
  5. Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
  6. He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
  7. Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

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