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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "been meaning to" for three years.
The thing you meant to do has since been invented, finished and replaced by AI.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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