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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life.
Someone will close them after the funeral. Unread.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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