ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You received 40 fundraising texts today.
Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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