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Make your money work for you.
Yours quit in 2019. It works for your landlord now.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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