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Think outside the box.
The box had the budget. You're out here with a sticky note.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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