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You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to something.
They haven't. They've committed to watching your stories within four seconds and replying to nothing.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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