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Rise and grind.
Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a boat.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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