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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You typed "speak to an agent" nine times.
The bot sent you a help article about speaking to agents. The agents were let go in March.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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