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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Find your purpose.
It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key to a flat you'll never live in again.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 444
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