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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "manifesting abundance".
The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 444
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