ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A source close to the star confirmed the story.
The source is the star. It always was.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
- A source close to the star confirmed the story. The source is the star.…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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