ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.
The printer has better job security.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- A source close to the star confirmed the story. The source is the star.…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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