ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A source close to the star confirmed the story.
The source is the star. It always was.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
SEND ME ONE DEPRESSING THOUGHT EVERY MORNING
One quote. Every morning. Delivered before coffee, when you are weakest and the day has not yet had the chance to disappoint you itself.
No spam. Just disappointment. Unsubscribe whenever you regain hope.